Abigoliah Schamaun

Comedian, Yogi, Whiskey Enthusiast. 

No Yoga. :(

No Yoga. :(

*Originally posted May 13, 2016.

I had an audition today at 11:30am. Along with doing very important blogging and very important stand up; sometimes I do very important acting. This audition ruled out taking the 10am class and the 12pm class. Not to worry!  I could always take the 4:30pm class. Or could I….? It turns out I should of checked the schedule, the 4:30 class was a Vinyasa class and where I will stretch the rules for an hour long Bikram class Vinyasa is a totally different animal. I was gutted and not I have to do TWO doubles to make up for the class I missed to day and the class I missed on Tough Mudder day. 

I immediately took to Facebook to moan about missing my Bikram class, to which my friend Mark commented that it was the most “Middle Class* Post ever. This then lead me to the idea of making shirts that say “Don’t fuck with a white girl and her Yoga!”. So no class today, but a wonderful enteprunial idea. Every cloud. 

 

* My American readers; when British refer to the middle class; they are referring to people we would call Upper Middle Class. It usually means white people with gardeners, private education, an expendable income and plenty of time to do yoga.  You know…people like me. 

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